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#201
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Sai1988: what should i do if my opponent do not want to click "done" button after the game???
sigue: have a beer
sigue: it's almost never a bad idea to have a beer
#572
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Masticator: oh thank heavens the sugar is wearing off a little bit!!
Elandal: that's bad. You need more chocolate.
Masticator: but i'd be sick to my stomach!
Elandal: Small price :)
Masticator: I think I'll just have this pixie stick instead
ehl: one doesn't really masticate pixie sticks
Elandal: I guess I'll just go to bed now :)
ehl: umm, maybe that should have been pixie stix
ehl: american plurals can be tricky
Elandal: Just add random characters and blame line noise.
Masticator: oh snap, you're right it is pixie stix
Masticator: no wait it's pixy stix, wow!
juggernaut: "just add random characters and blame line noise" sounds like a recipe for instant soup
ehl: most recipes omit a recommendation for blame
juggernaut: actually alphabet soup
ehl: which greatly reduces their utility
juggernaut: i know, this is new
juggernaut: improved utility, yes
ehl: "whisk until peaks are firm but not dry--if you overwhisk, blame the weatherman"
juggernaut: costs more, of course
#538
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DiGigot: voilà qui clôt les débats
lyceeDol: il vaut mieux clore un débat que se débattre dans le chlore
DiGigot: mieux vaut un débat clos qu'un clabaudé plutôt
telchar: il commence à faire faim
Sirdec: Pas faux, tu nous fais à manger ? :D
telchar: voyons voir, où j'ai mis les échalottes?
lyceeDol: il vaut mieux cuisiner Digigot que 10 gigots
Sirdec: Pas sur !
DiGigot: j'en doute
lyceeDol: regardez comme il se laisse cuisiner avec délectation
lyceeDol: un rien l'émoustille