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#788 [+|-] (0)
"calcium is important to people who study calc." -XY0908
"protein is important to all pro-teens." -XY0908
"i get my calcium from my victims." -AmyTS


#787 [+|-] (0)
ebeetles [2d] What about Biden tripping on the stairs
Tristram [1k] misreading a ladder?


#786 [+|-] (1)
Javaness [2d]: in olden times it was traditional to signify a loss by escaping


#785 [+|-] (1)
MilanMilan [9d]: o13 o14 n14 o12 n12 m13 l12 p13 m14 o13 s14 s15 t14 t15 s12 t11 t10 t12 s11 t13 s13 t12 m16
MilanMilan [9d]: now the sequence should be
MilanMilan [9d]: n12 m13 l12 p13 m14 o13 s14 s15 t14 t15 s12 m16 r3 q7 t10
MilanMilan [9d]: t15 s12 t11 t10 t12 t9 s11 t13 s13 t12 m16 n16 m17 n18
MilanMilan [9d]: b17 d15 c14 d17 e16 b14 b18 c13 d14 e13 e14 f14 d13 d12 e15 c12
KoReNJe [4d]: someone decode milan's hierogliphs


#784 [+|-] (2)
gryn: go is the study and discovery of beauty through attempted murder


#783 [+|-] (1)
MXHero [4d]: every strategy in go can be used in real life, unless it has snapbacks
Lynx [1d]: there is death in the hane - I don't wear hanes underwear
hbw [-]: I use shichos everyday
hbw [-]: elevator is broken
murrmurr [5d?]: there was the broad broad that came complain about us playing go on such a sunny day and we took our game and played away from thickness
ranchani [3d?]: I pick small objects like I pick a go stone
RobertT [-]: I press buttons with my middle finger now because of Go
Muttley [1d]: I kill dragons.


#782 [+|-] (1)
Muttley [2k]: the first line is the line of de feet


#781 [+|-] (0)

Tetris [6d]: what is this gross opening ugh

kjh97 [6d]: idk

kjh97 [6d]: i don't know how to play go

Tetris [6d]: agreed


#780 [+|-] (0)
YoungPro [6d]: but okay he played immediately E4, which is kind of mistake I guess?
Welvang [8d]: e4 is the best answer


#779 [+|-] (1)
mafutrct [4d]: the corner is a ko due to g18, right?
VIXX [9d?]: cut at d14 before h18, hmm, not easy to answer for w
Move 61
Muttley [-]: good call mafturrct
Muttley [-]: I did my best.
mafutrct [4d]: you forgot like half the consonants
Muttley [-]: I'll let my cat try next


#778 [+|-] (0)
cekalo: go is about putting stones on a board
cekalo: nothing more
Pagliacci: the first Go game only used 1 stone
Pagliacci: the winner had a big sword :)
TheNextSun: one stone on a one lib board?
bert: no, it is the story about the sword in that stone
Eternauta: I watered a big stone for years but it never grew a sword
TheNextSun: but if we use tewari, we can see that putting a sword in a stone in the first place was not a very good idea


#777 [+|-] (2)
mafutrct [2d]: nerai meint dass die partie seit q9 vorbei ist :(
klausP [3d?]: Matthias war gegen BEnni bei 95% und besser
klausP [3d?]: was nicht gereicht hat.
klausP [3d?]: ich denk du list die Anzeige falsch, wenn du das als "vorbei" liest
mafutrct [2d]: das war auch nicht so bierernst gemeint ;)
klausP [3d?]: bots kennen auch kein bier
klausP [3d?]: eine typische Schwäche
klausP [3d?]: wenn du in miao ein Bier reinschüttest, spielt er immer noch 6d aber leela lässt dann doch sehr schnell nach...


#776 [+|-] (1)
fly [1k]: uh-oh!
fly [1k]: w's gonna live
Move 79
fly [1k]: brutal
fly [1k]: the throw-in
Move 81
mafutrct [-]: i admit i missed the throw in too
Move 82
bert [?]: it is called throw-up in this case


#775 [+|-] (2)
mafutrct [1k]: what is black's level?
Kean [5k]: any sdk
anmollov [5k]: unknown
triangle2: he used 3 sqigglies after hello
triangle2: so that would put him at about 2 dan
mafutrct [1k]: he also used 6 handicap, that would put him near around 2d, too
mafutrct [1k]: so i guess you are right
triangle2: peer review is a good system


#774 [+|-] (0)
rsun: when there is no hope, resign like the pope


#773 [+|-] (1)
rsun: "Playing go is better than doing nothing at all." -- Confucius
"Do not do to others as you would not wish done to yourself." -- Confucius on mirror go


#772 [+|-] (8)
rsun: Go Seigen was so strong they named the game after him before he was born.


#771 [+|-] (3)
tassel [1k]: in this joseki b dies


#770 [+|-] (3)
xnil: i have good spatial intuition (quoting my teacher) so i think influence suits me
xnil: before, i was so afraid of ever getting cut or invaded
xnil: but now i enjoy it
IIlllIIllo: you like getting cut and invaded?
xnil: yes!
IIlllIIllo: perhaps you should take this to a private room
xnil: lol
Komachi: oh, dear.


#769 [+|-] (0)
pragmatist:im not filled with omnipotent knowledge; im just sometimes insightful or clever.          coconuts.


#768 [+|-] (1)
[talking about surpassing people]
OoohShiny: usually you just feel sad for people you surpassed... because while your improvement knows no bounds... theirs obviously did


#767 [+|-] (0)
[19:25] Warfreak2: i am pokale
[19:25] AmyTS: we are all pokale.  he is all of us.
[19:25] Warfreak2: pokale?
[19:25] AmyTS: pokale.
[19:25] lodestone: Hodor.


#766 [+|-] (1)
Warfreak2: america is malfunctioning
Warfreak2: you need to turn it off and on again
Meepy: first let's try pulling out the cartridge and blowing on it


#765 [+|-] (0)
IIllIIll0: phish phorever
pragmatist: did the phish phind the phernature store at the phar end of town?
IIIllIIll0: i phear not
pragmatist: then how is the phish to live phorever with out a phunny phuton in his phorior?
IIIllIIll0: i dont give a phlying phooey
pragmatist: thats strange, i thought you had strong pheelings here. why else present it on a public phorum?
IIIllIIll0: im a phaker
IIIllIIll0: a fony
pragmatist: oh! way to go.              (mumbling* breaking the pattern...crying shame...)
IIIllIIll0: the pattern was swap all instances of "f" and "ph"
IIIllIIll0: looks like it is none other than you who hath phorked it up
pragmatist: (leans over)         *...i think the bit is done. there are people staring.*
IIIllIIll0: *puts hands in back pocket and strolls along whistling a tune in the air*


#764 [+|-] (5)
rsun: On the board of a kaya tree / I killed you and you killed me / There lie they, and here lie we / On the board of a kaya tree