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#816 [+|-] (0)
obesyx [3k]: "here we ko"


#815 [+|-] (0)
asdk: escapers go to hell after they die, where they continue playing all their unfinished games
asdk: and they can never actually finish them
asdk: and they weep bitterly


#814 [+|-] (0)
awesome [3k]: what doesn't kill you makes your dragon longer


#813 [+|-] (0)
Zonked [3d]: why is the bot still continuing?
thecmvick [4d]: Why do you wake up each day
thecmvick [4d]: Even though you know you're gonna die
thecmvick [4d]: The bot is living the journey


#812 [+|-] (0)
zife[?] thak god you're finally here muttley
zife[?] kibitzers were having FUN while you were gone
zife[?] it was awful


#811 [+|-] (0)
beerslayer[-] w borbed hisself
NateC[3d] I do not kow such technical Japanese terms
beerslayer[-] lol nate


#810 [+|-] (0)
Daimajin [1k]: b upper moyo safe?
Feanor [1k]: there is no such thing as a safe moyo


#809 [+|-] (0)
oggmbmb [2d]: not a bot game, nice
oggmbmb [2d]: what is the posibility of iDeku being silent bot?
Oloril [-]: I thought you asked if he was silent Bob and I was very confused


#808 [+|-] (0)
binx [?]: life is a lie, but with some f inside


#807 [+|-] (0)
yusioh35: this game is best described by the proverb: the eating man the lion where the elephant is an animal in the dark
RadRussian: i thought english proverbs had to be in english, but i've been proven wrong yet again


#806 [+|-] (0)
Herod [-]: those stones will run like rsun
rsun [-]: I can barely run; running is no fun
Herod [-]: standing still leads to a kill
rsun [-]: that's true for the dross, but not if you're the boss
rsun [-]: always nice to sacrifice--that's my advice to an apprentice
Herod [-]: sacrificing has a cost-- give up too much and the game is lost
rsun [-]: the way to go about is simply jumping out
rsun [-]: w can live at ease; to b he must not appease
Herod [-]: w group to live is yearning, but now his clock is burning
sun [-]: with that mighty push, white's clueless as george bush
Msha [1k]: must think faster, to prevent time disaster
rsun [-]: everyone is rhyming, isn't that subliming
Msha [1k]: b fast and harsh w gonna be crashed
Msha [1k]: all of a sudden w out of trouble?
sun [-]: black is in deep trouble, worse than dot-com bubble
rsun [-]: w prepared his troop to capture black's poor group


#805 [+|-] (0)
rsun [5d]: being so weak, my future is bleak
Deadwish [3k]: sure you will explode in 5 billion years
redreoicy [4d]: he's at the end of his rope, and losing hope :(


#804 [+|-] (0)
Lessingham [1d]: incinerate another kgs member:  new!
go1d [5d]: incinerate/ Lessingham
go1d [5d]: it doesn't work ....
go1d [5d]: WAIT HE DOES NOT ANSWER ANYMORE
go1d [5d]: did it work ?
Lessingham [1d]: sorry i been through the fire


#803 [+|-] (0)
Lilou: i play go cause my mum died and she was saying: aaaah my heart, my son, just go..." so i go


#802 [+|-] (0)
Egad [-]: there's always a way to kill
Egad [-]: you just have to listen to your inner SE


#801 [+|-] (0)
Bertoo: well i got bottles for the puppies and milk thingy
Bertoo: they dont like it
Bertoo: does anyone else besides nightie knwo about puppies?
LoNeLySaGe: whatcha wanna know?
Bertoo: how or what kind of milk thingy do puppies eat
LoNeLySaGe: sorry to tell you but your gonna have to tough it out and play mama.  you might try goats milk or regular milk mixed with a lil bit of water.  but goats milk is closest to the mams milk
Bertoo: damn glad i got the day off tomorrow
Bertoo: WHERE DO I GET GOAT'S MILK!!!!
shy: buy a goat w
Bertoo: ....
LoNeLySaGe: *falls over*
Bertoo: where do i buy a goat?
shy: ebay?
Bertoo: WTF
Bertoo: .....*CURIOUS*
LoNeLySaGe: you can get goats milk in pet stores or possibly a super market
Bertoo: .....
LoNeLySaGe: if anything, take them to a vet
Bertoo: i got some weird puppies milk thingy
Bertoo: also some powdered stuff
LoNeLySaGe: instructions?
Bertoo: i havent tried to feed em the powdered milk stuff
Bertoo: mix with water
Bertoo: heat up
Bertoo: not in mirco
Bertoo: so ill just boil some water
Bertoo: and put the bottle in there
Bertoo: and hope it doesnt melt
LoNeLySaGe: hell you could even supplement it with cats milk which you can buy at pet stores or the supermarket lol
LoNeLySaGe: you have to boil the water.  than mix the milk mix in.  let it get to room temp cause otherwise it will burn them.  once warm, try to feed them.
shy: did you try to youtube search for puppy feeding
LoNeLySaGe: no dont do that
Bertoo: OK I WENT TO EBAY
Bertoo: TYPED GOATS
Bertoo: AND THIS IS WHAT I FIRST FOUND!!!
Bertoo: http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=goats&_sacat=0
Bertoo: thank u shy
shy: I see 6 Large Bars of Bulk Goat Milk Scented ?
Bertoo: 4 BOTTLES Natural Male Enhancement 240 Tablets Horny Goat Weed NEW
Bertoo: that's what i found
Bertoo: just saying shy
shy: ebay changes the results according to the users previous browsing behavior
Bertoo: WTF!!!
Bertoo: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING EBAY
LoNeLySaGe: lmfao
shy: it also uses data from the outside, like facebook...
shy: just saying
LoNeLySaGe: bertoo....is there something you want to tell us?
LoNeLySaGe: lol
Bertoo: ....
Bertoo: i HAVE NEVER USED EBAY
Bertoo: AND I CANT GET ON MY FACEBOOK
Bertoo: ...this computer is stolen
Bertoo: so maybe whoever used it before
shy: i thought your pc was a gift?
LoNeLySaGe: ???
Bertoo: yes but before that it was stolen
Bertoo: my uncle bought 2 for 300
Bertoo: from a friend who stole it
Bertoo: well stole them
Bertoo: i got it as a gift
shy: im so submitting this to kgsbash


#800 [+|-] (0)
DrSFBrains [1k]: The Captain never dies.  That's only when his gf is using his account
kikasare [?]: Captain isn't always the one doing the killing, was my point
DrSFBrains [1k]: The Captain is ALWAYS the one who kills
DrSFBrains [1k]: There is a well known game between Chuck Norris and The Captain where Chuck Norris made one move as black, and the Captain made one move as white and Chuck Norris resigned because his stone was dead
DrSFBrains [1k]: The Captain admitted that this happened the other day.
Warfreak2 [4d]: yes, that game is on gosensations
DrSFBrains [1k]: I gotta look for it
DrSFBrains [1k]: I was explaining this the other day in a game that the Captain was not playing, but unbeknownst to me he was watching.  When I described the game, The Captain said something close to:  "It's true.  I was there."

http://gosensations.com/index.php?id=2&server_id=1&new_id=117


#799 [+|-] (0)
Leibnix [8k]: noticed how cappys stones sometimes end up in living heaps?
Leibnix [8k]: well, "the captain" is an anagram for "intact heap"


#798 [+|-] (0)
Trevoke [6k?]: I sense a great disturbance in the force. Like millions of stones suddenly cried out and then were silenced... Forever.


#797 [+|-] (0)
holynec: OH NOS AN ADMIN
Smile: uh oh
Smile: I probably shouldn't talk about leaving, racism, or lighting things on fire
Medice: how about autumn leaves, racing and lighting things on fire instead


#796 [+|-] (0)
Ashleyms: I play go online, because poking out peoples eyes in real life is assult. ^-^


#795 [+|-] (0)
Move 88
vegmandu [3d]: Oh oops
vegmandu [3d]: I mean to cut
Move 89
mafutrct [3d]: actions speak louder than words
mafutrct [3d]: if you slam the stone really hard on the board


#794 [+|-] (0)
SirFlunky [2k]: doesnt b risk losing if k13 dies?
letmewingo [1d]: yes
SirFlunky [2k]: feels like hes just ahead if he ignores w and gets some points
SirFlunky [2k]: either bot or top
SirFlunky [2k]: but he picks fight here
SirFlunky [2k]: dont know why
idazuwaika [4d]: how to die?
Muttley [2k]: ~O=^= that is my Picasso mouse, pm me for price
Muttley [2k]: actually, don't :)
letmewingo [1d]: impossible to die now
idazuwaika [4d]: is the game ongoing
Move 184
wry [1d]: ~O=^= this is my illegal copy of your Picasso mouse.
Muttley [2k]: yes, check the time
Muttley [2k]: w readong
Coirac [5k]: i don't understand why w continue to play
coconut [4k]: l8
Muttley [2k]: because w is winning
Aya [1d]: because he has not lost
N1K0 [4k]: you don't understand because you are 5k dude
Muttley [2k]: you need my great DVD "Don't resign when you are ahead!  - Lessons in optimistic counting!"
Muttley [2k]: (contains free psychiatric referral form.)


#793 [+|-] (1)
cel102739 [3k]: babushka:  how many know how to prounounce your name?
Babushka [6k]: well, online folks never really pronounce it so
cel102739 [3k]: And you?
Babushka [6k]: most can spell it just fine after reading it
Babushka [6k]: i can pronounce
cel102739 [3k]: ba-BOOSH-ka or BOB=-ush-ka?
cel102739 [3k]: BOB-ush-ka
Babushka [6k]: first
cel102739 [3k]: Uh-oh --; you aren't Russian, are you?  It really is BOB-ush-ka.
Babushka [6k]: my father is. but i never learned to speak :(
cel102739 [3k]: It means either (1) grandma or (2) the shawl worn by so many grandmas.
chiron [?]: Polish
cel102739 [3k]: Maybe the Poles use the same word, but it is definitely Russian.
Babushka [6k]: yes used by both
cel102739 [3k]: Means the same in Polish, I presume.
Babushka [6k]: ill tell you a secret
Babushka [6k]: im not really a scarf
Shanti [2k]: How do you know?
cel102739 [3k]: So you're an old woman wearing one ;-)
Babushka [6k]: years of self searching
levitron [4k]: nope. In poland there is no such word as babushka. It is "babcia" here.
mafutrct [-]: in portugese its written "bebidas" but it means beverage, not scarf.
cel102739 [3k]: That's just because in Portugese 'beber'  means 'to drink', and they make the cognate 'bebidas' out of it.
Shanti [2k]: In French it writes "chaussettes" but it means socks, not scarf.
mafutrct [-]: languages sure are incredible.
Babushka [6k]: yeah, once i found out about language i started using it daily


#792 [+|-] (0)
Move 45
vegmandu [3d]: also kgs ranks are deceptive 5d is extremely strong EGF 5-6d and there can be more than 3 stones between 2d and 4d.
Move 85
mafutrct [3d]: 5d are scary
mafutrct [3d]: i tell my children the 5d will eat them if they don't do their tsumego
mafutrct [3d]: and i end up being scared and do tsumego myself