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#474 [+|-] (1)
Eviith: er könnte sich benzin über den kopf gießen und dann anzünden...
Eviith: dann wäre sein gesicht nicht mehr so abschreckend

#473 [+|-] (0)
ponken: Trotzdem will ich nichtt zum arzt, nur wenn er mich bewusstlos haut sonst ertrag ich das einfach net :{

#730 [+|-] (0)
maproomad: It is much better in Ireland than in England
Siller: Warmer and drier in Italy
maproomad: And still no-one will tell me why it is that if you pour a pint of draught Guinness and watch it carefully, you see the bubbles going downwards
alfalfa: nitrogen is heavier than air, that's all
alfalfa: so the nitrogen is simply falling
maproomad: that makes as much sense as any explanation I have heard