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#375 [+|-] (10)
BingyBangy : I will be the best go player this world has ever seen.
PeterL : "The 4 go gods !  Dosaku, Shusaku, Go Seigen and BingyBangy" doesn't sound very convincing

#765 [+|-] (0)
IIllIIll0: phish phorever
pragmatist: did the phish phind the phernature store at the phar end of town?
IIIllIIll0: i phear not
pragmatist: then how is the phish to live phorever with out a phunny phuton in his phorior?
IIIllIIll0: i dont give a phlying phooey
pragmatist: thats strange, i thought you had strong pheelings here. why else present it on a public phorum?
IIIllIIll0: im a phaker
IIIllIIll0: a fony
pragmatist: oh! way to go.              (mumbling* breaking the pattern...crying shame...)
IIIllIIll0: the pattern was swap all instances of "f" and "ph"
IIIllIIll0: looks like it is none other than you who hath phorked it up
pragmatist: (leans over)         *...i think the bit is done. there are people staring.*
IIIllIIll0: *puts hands in back pocket and strolls along whistling a tune in the air*

#580 [+|-] (0)
RoyMustang: one person down hunreds more to go tell my goal is complete
ImNoSensei: that's just mean
Inachan: it is?
phantom: It fits the song though.
RoyMustang: to be quoted by everyone onkgs though :P
Inachan: i think it's always fun to eat the stones O.o
RoyMustang: XD
ImNoSensei: I'm not a big fan of self atari >.>
RoyMustang: i have more songs ive reworked for go i just gota remember em
phantom: You should submit some to the AGA Songbook.
RoyMustang: XDD
phantom: They seem to accept new entries every time a congress roles around.
RoyMustang: this is the ko that never ends it goes on and on my friend♫
ImNoSensei: and the ultimate byo yomi soundtrack
ImNoSensei: it's the final countdooooown ♫