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#557 [+|-] (2)
alobar (9k): how long have you been playing ?
deadlife(14k): about a month
alobar: and how long have you been smoking ?
deadlife: at least a decade

#747 [+|-] (0)

dsaun: I had a rank // but then I fell // I might be stronger // who can tell? // I lost a game // that's not so swell // But if I win // I then surmise // Who knows? My rank // may start to rise! // And rise and rise, until you see // I'm actually as strong as Lee! ☺

#765 [+|-] (0)
IIllIIll0: phish phorever
pragmatist: did the phish phind the phernature store at the phar end of town?
IIIllIIll0: i phear not
pragmatist: then how is the phish to live phorever with out a phunny phuton in his phorior?
IIIllIIll0: i dont give a phlying phooey
pragmatist: thats strange, i thought you had strong pheelings here. why else present it on a public phorum?
IIIllIIll0: im a phaker
IIIllIIll0: a fony
pragmatist: oh! way to go.              (mumbling* breaking the pattern...crying shame...)
IIIllIIll0: the pattern was swap all instances of "f" and "ph"
IIIllIIll0: looks like it is none other than you who hath phorked it up
pragmatist: (leans over)         *...i think the bit is done. there are people staring.*
IIIllIIll0: *puts hands in back pocket and strolls along whistling a tune in the air*