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#676 [+|-] (1)
tesuji111: wierd to win 1d and lose to 2k :)
woochie59: why ? I won to a 4 k and lost to a 9 k
tesuji111: I mean even game
woochie59: even
tesuji111: beware of 9k, they're strong
woochie59: tipsy with the 4k, sober with the 9 k
tesuji111: what is tipsy?
tesuji111: and sober
alfalfa: tipsy means a little drunk, sober means not drinking

#722 [+|-] (2)
alobar: a gastarbeiter is a guest worker. the polite term for immigrant.
alfalfa: i see. we have those in america too
alfalfa: they are called mexicans

#171 [+|-] (1)
newnewbiie: quelqu'un regarde le bon, la brute et le truand ?
stene: une emission politique ?

#703 [+|-] (2)
tomicus: fi fi, talk to me or I may be forced to go upstairs and do work
chid0ri: what about?
tomicus: I normally just get insults from fi fi, it's entertaning
tomicus: oh, and links to absurd videos too

#420 [+|-] (4)
AmyTS: You have crossed movie quote swords with me and lost.  
AmyTS: Last words?

#740 [+|-] (0)
Move 3
Misteri [5k]: Walls!
Move 5
awesome [3k]: r12
Move 6
ofir271 [3k]: knock knock
Muttley [2k]: go act!
Move 15
Muttley [2k]: taisha this.
Move 32
Higanbana [?]: this white so strong
Move 36
ofir271 [3k]: specialize in blitz too
Move 39
Muttley [2k]: all smoke and mirrors
Move 41
ofir271 [3k]: and walls
Move 45
Misteri [5k]: he's actually pretty weak at arm wrestling
Move 60
Muttley [2k]: I bet his goldfish left him
Move 63
ofir271 [3k]: lol
Move 64
WillKablam [2k]: my first love was a wall, but it couldn't stand me
Move 75
big [7k]: there's a gloryhole joke in there somewhere. :X
Move 76
Babibo [2d?]: ah tricked !
Move 77
Muttley [2k]: probably not on kgs though :)

#801 [+|-] (0)
Bertoo: well i got bottles for the puppies and milk thingy
Bertoo: they dont like it
Bertoo: does anyone else besides nightie knwo about puppies?
LoNeLySaGe: whatcha wanna know?
Bertoo: how or what kind of milk thingy do puppies eat
LoNeLySaGe: sorry to tell you but your gonna have to tough it out and play mama.  you might try goats milk or regular milk mixed with a lil bit of water.  but goats milk is closest to the mams milk
Bertoo: damn glad i got the day off tomorrow
Bertoo: WHERE DO I GET GOAT'S MILK!!!!
shy: buy a goat w
Bertoo: ....
LoNeLySaGe: *falls over*
Bertoo: where do i buy a goat?
shy: ebay?
Bertoo: WTF
Bertoo: .....*CURIOUS*
LoNeLySaGe: you can get goats milk in pet stores or possibly a super market
Bertoo: .....
LoNeLySaGe: if anything, take them to a vet
Bertoo: i got some weird puppies milk thingy
Bertoo: also some powdered stuff
LoNeLySaGe: instructions?
Bertoo: i havent tried to feed em the powdered milk stuff
Bertoo: mix with water
Bertoo: heat up
Bertoo: not in mirco
Bertoo: so ill just boil some water
Bertoo: and put the bottle in there
Bertoo: and hope it doesnt melt
LoNeLySaGe: hell you could even supplement it with cats milk which you can buy at pet stores or the supermarket lol
LoNeLySaGe: you have to boil the water.  than mix the milk mix in.  let it get to room temp cause otherwise it will burn them.  once warm, try to feed them.
shy: did you try to youtube search for puppy feeding
LoNeLySaGe: no dont do that
Bertoo: OK I WENT TO EBAY
Bertoo: TYPED GOATS
Bertoo: AND THIS IS WHAT I FIRST FOUND!!!
Bertoo: http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=goats&_sacat=0
Bertoo: thank u shy
shy: I see 6 Large Bars of Bulk Goat Milk Scented ?
Bertoo: 4 BOTTLES Natural Male Enhancement 240 Tablets Horny Goat Weed NEW
Bertoo: that's what i found
Bertoo: just saying shy
shy: ebay changes the results according to the users previous browsing behavior
Bertoo: WTF!!!
Bertoo: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING EBAY
LoNeLySaGe: lmfao
shy: it also uses data from the outside, like facebook...
shy: just saying
LoNeLySaGe: bertoo....is there something you want to tell us?
LoNeLySaGe: lol
Bertoo: ....
Bertoo: i HAVE NEVER USED EBAY
Bertoo: AND I CANT GET ON MY FACEBOOK
Bertoo: ...this computer is stolen
Bertoo: so maybe whoever used it before
shy: i thought your pc was a gift?
LoNeLySaGe: ???
Bertoo: yes but before that it was stolen
Bertoo: my uncle bought 2 for 300
Bertoo: from a friend who stole it
Bertoo: well stole them
Bertoo: i got it as a gift
shy: im so submitting this to kgsbash

#688 [+|-] (0)
apple: some say go itself is useless nonsense
alobar: i have said that !
Daylight: Nostrodamus... who is that?
Daylight: I feel s/he was a Latino singer...
apple: ok, so Nostrodamus didn't actually say that
apple: it was Appledamus

#804 [+|-] (0)
Lessingham [1d]: incinerate another kgs member:  new!
go1d [5d]: incinerate/ Lessingham
go1d [5d]: it doesn't work ....
go1d [5d]: WAIT HE DOES NOT ANSWER ANYMORE
go1d [5d]: did it work ?
Lessingham [1d]: sorry i been through the fire

#584 [+|-] (0)
This is the public KGS user profile of the (admin) Muttley:

Troubled by jellyfish?

Read on.

Trolled, by Muttley.
A new fragrance by Calvin Klein- parce que le nez humide d'un chien peut vous faire sourire.

Picture done by domie, look up her profile and check her website and graphics :)  Ace, huh?

I'm an admin, so if I can help I will.

I like to share what little I know about this game. Here's my appraisal of past students of mine.

Takamiya Masaki:  Always grabs territory.  Doesn't understand thickness.  Hopeless.

Lee Changho:  Can't sit still, never serious, plays the fool.  Hopeless.

Lee Sedol:  Thinks he can kill everything.  Killed all my groups.  Stopped coming.  Don't know what happened to him.

I wrote to Chuck Norris via his website asking him for a quote to put in my KGS profile.  I didn't think he would give me one but- here it is!

"There is no way you are ever going to get a quote from me to put in your KGS profile" - Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only person who can make a san ren sei with two stones.
(Correction.   He tells me its one stone.   He uses the other to make a shimari.)

Psychotic disco party dog likes to pogo (7 letters.)  (Oh. The answer is not "Muttley" :D )


elementc [?]: muttley did you run out of characters in your prof