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#257 [+|-] (1)
KuudeeKun: never heard of 1d (ama) making money by teaching go
info: i've heard of 10ks on KGS charging to teach
jwalton: How much can they bill you back for the stuff you teach that is wrong :P
info: make them bring a signed letter from the 7d they replace you with :)
jwalton: oh yeah, 7d charges $10 for letter, you get $5 refund


#730 [+|-] (0)
maproomad: It is much better in Ireland than in England
Siller: Warmer and drier in Italy
maproomad: And still no-one will tell me why it is that if you pour a pint of draught Guinness and watch it carefully, you see the bubbles going downwards
alfalfa: nitrogen is heavier than air, that's all
alfalfa: so the nitrogen is simply falling
maproomad: that makes as much sense as any explanation I have heard


#765 [+|-] (0)
IIllIIll0: phish phorever
pragmatist: did the phish phind the phernature store at the phar end of town?
IIIllIIll0: i phear not
pragmatist: then how is the phish to live phorever with out a phunny phuton in his phorior?
IIIllIIll0: i dont give a phlying phooey
pragmatist: thats strange, i thought you had strong pheelings here. why else present it on a public phorum?
IIIllIIll0: im a phaker
IIIllIIll0: a fony
pragmatist: oh! way to go.              (mumbling* breaking the pattern...crying shame...)
IIIllIIll0: the pattern was swap all instances of "f" and "ph"
IIIllIIll0: looks like it is none other than you who hath phorked it up
pragmatist: (leans over)         *...i think the bit is done. there are people staring.*
IIIllIIll0: *puts hands in back pocket and strolls along whistling a tune in the air*