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#642 [+|-] (1)
TitanPupil: 'Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly'
woochie59: let me rephase it:
woochie59: sente is an illusion. what is sente for black is gote for white
mabblebrox: I sente an email but never gote a reply

#730 [+|-] (0)
maproomad: It is much better in Ireland than in England
Siller: Warmer and drier in Italy
maproomad: And still no-one will tell me why it is that if you pour a pint of draught Guinness and watch it carefully, you see the bubbles going downwards
alfalfa: nitrogen is heavier than air, that's all
alfalfa: so the nitrogen is simply falling
maproomad: that makes as much sense as any explanation I have heard

#264 [+|-] (0)
TeddyBear: Or run screaming into the international time zone