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XY0908: My ex-boss from the company I worked for in California was a well known womanizer. His first wife divorced him when she found out that he was having an affair with his secretary.
XY0908: Then the secretary became the second wife, who divorced him after she found out taht he was having an affair with her younger sister.
XY0908: The third wife divorced him after he was having an affair with one of my co-workers.
XY0908: Then, he divorced her so he could live with three women in a same house.
XY0908: At age 74, he got lung cancer.
XY0908: He suffered a great deal before he died. But a few days before he passed away, all women who slept with him, about 18 of them, had a meeting and decided to visit him for one last time at the same time.
XY0908: (Not a made up story.)
Lacrimosa: what a man
Sandmann: 18 is not that much but the fact that they all knew each other was amazing
Namii: How did the meeting go?
XY0908: So all 18 women set a date, met in the lobby of the hospital, then marched into his room.
XY0908: When he realized that all 18 women were coming into his room, he sat up on his bed, and told them to come into the room one by one, slowly, with sexiest walk they can possibly do ;-)
Namii: I like that man
Namii: even in that condition, being able to give orders like that
XY0908: He passed away 2 hours later.
Sandmann: I wonder why:D

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This is the public KGS user profile of the (admin) Muttley:

Troubled by jellyfish?

Read on.

Trolled, by Muttley.
A new fragrance by Calvin Klein- parce que le nez humide d'un chien peut vous faire sourire.

Picture done by domie, look up her profile and check her website and graphics :)  Ace, huh?

I'm an admin, so if I can help I will.

I like to share what little I know about this game. Here's my appraisal of past students of mine.

Takamiya Masaki:  Always grabs territory.  Doesn't understand thickness.  Hopeless.

Lee Changho:  Can't sit still, never serious, plays the fool.  Hopeless.

Lee Sedol:  Thinks he can kill everything.  Killed all my groups.  Stopped coming.  Don't know what happened to him.

I wrote to Chuck Norris via his website asking him for a quote to put in my KGS profile.  I didn't think he would give me one but- here it is!

"There is no way you are ever going to get a quote from me to put in your KGS profile" - Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only person who can make a san ren sei with two stones.
(Correction.   He tells me its one stone.   He uses the other to make a shimari.)

Psychotic disco party dog likes to pogo (7 letters.)  (Oh. The answer is not "Muttley" :D )


elementc [?]: muttley did you run out of characters in your prof

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apple: some say go itself is useless nonsense
alobar: i have said that !
Daylight: Nostrodamus... who is that?
Daylight: I feel s/he was a Latino singer...
apple: ok, so Nostrodamus didn't actually say that
apple: it was Appledamus