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semicolon: boo boo off the stage boo
miles: wowow a nick of semicolon!!!!!
miles: you have an awesome nick... i was gonna do a punctuation mark for myself, but you have the greatest one
semicolon: i thought maybe you were one of my adoring fans
miles: i am!
miles: oh, not of your play, sorry
miles: but that will come, don't worry
TonyTiger: my make-up may be flaking but my smile still stays on
XNtrick: Too many face-lifts, tigger?
Isildur: Or maybe TonyTiger scraped it off... with a GR-R-R-R-ATE!
alfalfa: had to re-connect... hope i didn't miss anything
Isildur: ouch at the horribleness of the pun or ouch at the mental image?
alfalfa: on the other hand perhaps i was mercifully spared