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#428 [+|-] (1)
RaymondM: People keep telling me to keep playing to improve but after a year of playing I havent improve at all
RayTomes: well, your KGS games record shows you as having played exactly 0 games
RaymondM: that's funny because that's true

#731 [+|-] (0)
Sheriffi: molecules expand molecules exist
Sheriffi: I'm a molecule
arndt: a molekyul?
Sheriffi: can u ban urself
Sheriffi: thx
bert: what language is that, arndt?
stumped: I doubt its one
bert: sounds somewhat turkish to me
woochie59: it looks like swahili
arndt: you have not seen the word kyu?
arndt: I somehow don't believe that

#765 [+|-] (0)
IIllIIll0: phish phorever
pragmatist: did the phish phind the phernature store at the phar end of town?
IIIllIIll0: i phear not
pragmatist: then how is the phish to live phorever with out a phunny phuton in his phorior?
IIIllIIll0: i dont give a phlying phooey
pragmatist: thats strange, i thought you had strong pheelings here. why else present it on a public phorum?
IIIllIIll0: im a phaker
IIIllIIll0: a fony
pragmatist: oh! way to go.              (mumbling* breaking the pattern...crying shame...)
IIIllIIll0: the pattern was swap all instances of "f" and "ph"
IIIllIIll0: looks like it is none other than you who hath phorked it up
pragmatist: (leans over)         *...i think the bit is done. there are people staring.*
IIIllIIll0: *puts hands in back pocket and strolls along whistling a tune in the air*