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#347 [+|-] (3)
tzpo: i once knew this go master who tought me.. he didn't study much at all.. but he was all drunk all the time, and was so unpredictable he could beat the whole club.. but he sucked when he was sober


#717 [+|-] (0)
Hurakami : I count B+13.5
Foxy : i envy people who can count
Drake16 : Foxy you can count. Anyone can
First : surely they taught you in school
Drake16 : If you say "I can't count" its the equivelant of saying " I'm too lazy to count"
mateoxx59 : foxy, start  always with 1
Drake16 : I'm too lazy to count unless in a tournament lol
Foxy : i literally cannot pay attention long enough to count
Hurakami : pay attention? Remembering 1 number >.>?
x0000 [?]: what if «I can't deal with my lazyness so I cannot count»?


#586 [+|-] (0)
Mef: (advice from one nerd to another)
hej: First I should learn how to say something more than just "hello" to her...
hej: ^^
Mef: That's the hardest part....I tend to just skip it
hej: huh?
hej: The problem is that I am shy
hej: but finally I am cured from my social phobia :)
Mef: I know, it's damn near impossible for me to just walk up and say hello to someone I don't know pretty well
hej: I don't even know her at all
hej: I have only talked to her once, today!
Mef: Exactly, that makes it harder
Mef: So instead I'll skip the hello, go straight to some other sort of comment, usually a bit of a joke
hej: but then she left me pretty quickly. I think she felt uncomfortable or something... She is very shy, even more than me I think...
Mef: I see, hard to say without knowing specifics
hej: but what should I say?
JMEdwards: hej, I'm going to tell you something that must remain secret, we'll just call it the shin tesuji
hej: I would like to ask her for her msn, there it would be easier to talk...
JMEdwards: first you need a really good friend to help you with this
hej: JME, ...ok
JMEdwards: here's what you tell the friend
JMEdwards: "if I haven't at least spoken 10 words to this girl by friday, I want you to kick me in the shins"
Warfreak2: heh
Warfreak2: sacrifice tactics
JMEdwards: well, sometimes you have to
hej: it's ok
Mef: hmm, I thought you were going to have the friend trip him when he was near her, and see if she helps him pick up his stuff.... instant conversation
JMEdwards: though sometimes the couple drinks joseki is sufficient