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#169 [+|-] (7)
kikos: dont even use a mirror when i shave XD
Egad: i pay a mime $5 to do exactly what i do then i stand in front of him to shave

#765 [+|-] (0)
IIllIIll0: phish phorever
pragmatist: did the phish phind the phernature store at the phar end of town?
IIIllIIll0: i phear not
pragmatist: then how is the phish to live phorever with out a phunny phuton in his phorior?
IIIllIIll0: i dont give a phlying phooey
pragmatist: thats strange, i thought you had strong pheelings here. why else present it on a public phorum?
IIIllIIll0: im a phaker
IIIllIIll0: a fony
pragmatist: oh! way to go.              (mumbling* breaking the pattern...crying shame...)
IIIllIIll0: the pattern was swap all instances of "f" and "ph"
IIIllIIll0: looks like it is none other than you who hath phorked it up
pragmatist: (leans over)         *...i think the bit is done. there are people staring.*
IIIllIIll0: *puts hands in back pocket and strolls along whistling a tune in the air*

#381 [+|-] (0)
kspar [6k]: so many cat pics on kgs
meuns [1d]: cats are lovable
cekalo [2k]: so?
vogelfrei [2d]: dindt you know cat pics are nr. 2 traffic on internet?
kspar [6k]: haha
tetsuo [1k]: cats are strong at go
emkele [2k]: stats: our dogs vs some cats -> 1:1
meuns [1d]: cats contribute to internet mass
sombra [2k]: whats the nr. 1?
vogelfrei [2d]: lol
Tfp [4k]: number 1
vogelfrei [2d]: cmon....
kspar [6k]: also cat
vogelfrei [2d]: no
kspar [6k]: sort of
sombra [2k]: lol
vogelfrei [2d]: yeah :D