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#273 [+|-] (9)
werewolf: that is a sad and pathetic way of keeping the room going
Egad: just pick a random person and say that you did their mom
Egad: always starts convos for me
Eizero: hey egad
Eizero: i did your mom
Egad: can i call you dad?
Eizero: no
Eizero: ur adopted
Egad: ass

#274 [+|-] (-1)
DiGigot: PiuPiu, est-ce que "les admins" connaissent ton âge ?
PiuPiu: oui les admin doivent savoir
DiGigot: comment ils savent ?
PiuPiu: sur notre fiche "info"
PiuPiu: ah merde, j'ai confondu avc la date D'inscription !

#275 [+|-] (0)
Move 57
Allanon [7k]: I propose we outlaw self-atari. that way i can say R5 looks good and not have the desire to hurt myself for my stupidity
tetris [-]: allanon, i bet you had a moment when you did think r5 looked good
Move 59
Allanon [7k]: tetris, I did. that's why I want to outlaw self-atari so I can stop making myself feel stupid
tetris [-]: you might still think of it even if it was outlawed
tetris [-]: there are cures for stupidity, but legislation isn't one of them :)
Allanon [7k]: tetris, it's legislation or nothing for me :p

#276 [+|-] (-1)
(After UTDE's T game offer had been accepted by Mef and Drim)
UTDEspy: Would anyone who is Not trying to sandbag me, who is between 13 and 20k, like a teaching game?
romanwahoo: i'm 15k
UTDEspy: I hate you all
romanwahoo: i can play like a 15k if you want
NannyOgg: i am 16k!
UTDEspy: So full of endless hate

#277 [+|-] (1)
TheClown: I lose all my games - what do i do wrong??? <:O(
TheClown: I am a loser
PurpleCrow: you have to prove how your strength is superior!
reprisal: i lose all my games too
reprisal: we'll have to play some time

#278 [+|-] (1)
Nu0li [2k]: I've tried to teach my 8-year-old brother, but he cant concentrate :P
zedi [19k]: ive been trying to teach my 20-year-old friends, but they cant concentrate either :)

#279 [+|-] (1)
tetris [-]: we need a subset of the buddy list for people we *really* like
Mef [-]: the buddier list?

#280 [+|-] (2)
XY0908: My ex-boss from the company I worked for in California was a well known womanizer. His first wife divorced him when she found out that he was having an affair with his secretary.
XY0908: Then the secretary became the second wife, who divorced him after she found out taht he was having an affair with her younger sister.
XY0908: The third wife divorced him after he was having an affair with one of my co-workers.
XY0908: Then, he divorced her so he could live with three women in a same house.
XY0908: At age 74, he got lung cancer.
XY0908: He suffered a great deal before he died. But a few days before he passed away, all women who slept with him, about 18 of them, had a meeting and decided to visit him for one last time at the same time.
XY0908: (Not a made up story.)
Lacrimosa: what a man
Sandmann: 18 is not that much but the fact that they all knew each other was amazing
Namii: How did the meeting go?
XY0908: So all 18 women set a date, met in the lobby of the hospital, then marched into his room.
XY0908: When he realized that all 18 women were coming into his room, he sat up on his bed, and told them to come into the room one by one, slowly, with sexiest walk they can possibly do ;-)
Namii: I like that man
Namii: even in that condition, being able to give orders like that
XY0908: He passed away 2 hours later.
Sandmann: I wonder why:D

#281 [+|-] (1)
Inachan: handicap go makes me so depressed
Inachan: you have to play all these stupid crazy moves... and you feel retarded... and you only end up winning because of mistakes -_-
Inachan: how do you play good handi go!?
gideonfell: By making clever mistakes

#282 [+|-] (1)
alcoholize [4d?]: if w were a monte carlo bot, e13 will make it resign.
johnny [5k]: if he was a Monte Hall bot, he could "make a deal"

#283 [+|-] (-1)
ray12: 1 tracualizer gun - $500 a couple hudredTrancualizer darts - $1000 shooting someone in the butt - Pricless =)

#284 [+|-] (-1)
DarthVader: i can say that go has effectivly killed my WoW addiction
ImNoSensei: awesome
ImNoSensei: so are you wowed by go now ?
ImNoSensei: ^_~
DarthVader: and video gamin in most sense

#285 [+|-] (8)
Egad: man, somebody asked me what egad meant the other day
Egad: i didn't know, but felt stupid since it was my name
Egad: i just ignored them >.>

#286 [+|-] (2)
kincaid42: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fAv-S_AXZY the most violent and gorestest thing you will ever see in your life
Egad: is that the vid of someone throwing a water bottle at justin bieber at that concert?

#287 [+|-] (2)
Egad: man, i've kicked more people than chuck norris and my beard is twice as manly as his mothers

#288 [+|-] (3)
MyAlias: at least ur not an android how do u even not misclick o_o
danmaybe: oh remings. anyone play go on a touchscreen or tablet?
mafutrct: dance mat!
MyAlias: with 361 buttons
MyAlias: oh joy!
mafutrct: i would love to try
MyAlias: i can't get to k10 dammit
mafutrct: dance proper joseki, will you!
danmaybe: oh....igo revolutuion sounds cool

#289 [+|-] (-1)
mafutrct: alter XD
mafutrct: ich hab grad versucht zu tippen und dabei zu das lied zu singen
mafutrct: ich hab das lied getippt und das was ich schreiben wollte gesungen XD

#290 [+|-] (7)
veritaem: *plays soul caliber while waiting patiently*
werewolf: *takes game out of game system*
veritaem: noooooooooo D:
veritaem: *crys like a girl*
werewolf: o.O
werewolf: come on im a girl and i don't cry -__-;
veritaem: xP
werewolf: don't make me break it >.>
veritaem: you are right
veritaem: *crys like a man*
werewolf: .....thats kind of more pathetic.....

#291 [+|-] (5)
katt: one egad is enough, this world can only take so much arrogance and sarcasm
Egad: i'm not arrogant, i'm extraordinary
katt: what about sarcastic?
Egad: never

#292 [+|-] (-2)
TeddyBear: If you choose the blue tab, you will wake up in your bed and nothing will have changed. But if you click on the red tab, there is no going back...

#293 [+|-] (-2)
ray12: brbr is typo for brb, Typo is a language that's been around since the dawn of typewriters. It's a natural 2nd language to most. It's especially keen with the English Language.

#294 [+|-] (-2)
Onsakamaru: weird, i just won a game and my rank went up, then a few minutes later it goes back down and haven't played another game
ElZorro: system reviewed your game
Joorin: onsakamaru: someone you've played in the past got their rank changed, it will affect you too.
Onsakamaru: joorin, how far in the past does it look?
Joorin: onsakamaru: 180 days i think.
ElZorro: back to 7 lifes