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#323 [+|-] (0)
Move 156
[Name Withheld] [4k]: who bothers to read out a ladder? if some stones are nearby you have some feeling like "wow, that might work" and go for it. you win or lose, thats go ^^
tantalus [-]: what on earth are you talking about, [Name Withheld]?
[Name Withheld] [4k]: never mind tantalus
[Name Withheld] [4k]: random talk
meritee [1k]: b is stubborn
SJSU [4k]: owned
Move 157
trumpet [2k]: he talks the same way he handles ladders ;)

#324 [+|-] (1)
idigo: go seigen is a genius, but not competitive these days
wossname: you will destroy our timeline if you do this
wossname: you must take him after he has played his important games
Mef: and letting him watch some modern pro games would only be fair... since they have had all his games to study
idigo: then let's fire up the inductor coils
Mef: *flips switch*
idigo: *cool pose*
Mef: *turns important-looking dial*
wossname: *hole tears in universe*
idigo: *god shakes fist*
idigo: time rangers, away!
Mef: *pulls Jowa through and watches God start mending hole*

#325 [+|-] (3)
mossluv: its sublime, spectrum fluid gradience, turbulace and perfect harmoney.  ohhh,  this game,  this  adventure ,                GO
Nyanjilla: calm down, mossluv
mossluv: =)
Lynx: Interesting approach...mossluv might be a poet or high...hard to tell.
Synj: Or both.

#326 [+|-] (4)
easter: If go shows anything it shows that there are no rules without exceptions, and that without common sense you won't get far, but with it you probably do even worse.

#327 [+|-] (2)
Akashe: how do I develop multiple personalities?
MusicStone: whack your head constantly?
Akashe: that will get rid of the one personality I do have

#328 [+|-] (1)
(Sunday morning, 3 a.m.)
liza: hu everyone
liza: how arou?
Kakashi53: hello everyone
Kakashi53: how r u all on this very fine day?
liza: ium uok
impulse: hello liza
liza: hedlpo
impulse: don't spill your drink on the keyboard
liza: ok
liza: oi wotnt

#329 [+|-] (3)
aluseusGOD: I Feel Bad!
katt: are u sick?!
aussiemate: yep, that one <pointing>
aluseusGOD: I knew that I would now!
aluseusGOD: I feel bad!
stumped: hey, stop pointing that around, you might kill someone
aussiemate: oops, sorry
aussiemate: (just killed someone)
RoyRogers: *Dies*
Javaness: Please do not kill people in the EGR

#331 [+|-] (3)
tigger: anyone else for fun fun fun fun
tetris: good evening, everyone! :)
tigger: good evening
tigger: ^_^
tigger: tetris up for fun?
tetris: hmm dunno if we mean the same thing by fun
tigger: fun is fun
tigger: and tigger know best about fun ^_^
tetris: no, i guess we don't

#332 [+|-] (1)
zchen [8d]: thx
maynerd [8d?]: thx
maynerd [9d?]: let it be known that this game is truly the most hideous maynerd to tarnish the immense collection of putrid mayonnaise that are kgs games

#333 [+|-] (2)
mafutrct: im a bit nervous~
mafutrct: its the first time i booked a flight myself
mafutrct: ill end up lost in paris at night T_T
mafutrct: hm... on the other hand... that sounds tempting

#334 [+|-] (2)
Tsutsui: i wish i knew someone who could play go irl =/
Tsutsui: i tried to show my mom but she got mad and said i was cheating
perdedor: she thought you were moving the stones around or something?
Joslem: how do you cheat at go
Tsutsui: because i kept taking her stones off the board saying they were dead

#335 [+|-] (1)
TheProject: a symbol has no power unless you believe in it.
cassiopeia: what if 100 people believe a symbol is telling them to throw eggs at you?

#336 [+|-] (2)
Cab: I can teach you how not to play and then you just do the opposite and you'll be a pro!
ketchup: i can do that too :)
ketchup: would it work though?
Cab: I don't know that... it's a tricky one :)
ketchup: just remember what not to play:
Nyanjilla: ah... but it takes talent to do it constructively

#337 [+|-] (1)
ShaleStone: the kind of beer you get anyehre elce
Mori: i mean if there's certain brands that come from there >_>
qwerty123: yes welll,
Mori: but i suppose scotland is famous for the whisky and ireland for the beer?
qwerty123: uh yeh i guess, we have budweiser and stuff, you know the worldwide ones
qwerty123: well, there is the orkney skullsplitter
Mori: yeah...lol that sounds like something for orcs
qwerty123: hehe, tastes like it too

#338 [+|-] (-1)
tetris: Where is the GoDiscussions.com room?
tetris: can't find it under social or lessons
SoulDevil: tsk tsk tsk
SoulDevil: tetris tetris tetris
SoulDevil: i just... i'm... i have no words to describe my disappointment
VincentMA: It is under clubs tet
tetris: hey, i don't know everything, souldevil, ok? ^^
tetris: almost...
SoulDevil: :O
SoulDevil: you don't?!
tetris: almost!
SoulDevil: *stares at tet with a frozen expression of shock*
tetris: *does a coochie dance for SoulDevil*
SoulDevil: you just broke the foundation of everything i ever believed in
SoulDevil: !!!
tetris: i've barely started
SoulDevil: how am i supposed to continue living now?
tetris: i am your reason for living! just pay attention to me and you'll be fine
SoulDevil: :|
SoulDevil: that's what i was doing...
SoulDevil: but now you say you don't know everything...
SoulDevil: :O

#339 [+|-] (1)
TeddyBear: Dango of Death, I choose you! It's like tesujimon.

#340 [+|-] (-1)
zeb: y'know, I always though "noobs" was a roundabout way of saying "sqoou"

#341 [+|-] (-1)
hilarious: ___________________/_____________/_______'' Help Shark''

#342 [+|-] (40)
Morgenes: Was für ein Zug o.O
SaiC: Ja, das ist mein Kreuzzug!

#343 [+|-] (2)
hilarious: are you online?
hilarious: you did not finish our game?
hilarious: or are you just escaping
TheOldGod: just escaping
hilarious: resign then plz? :)
TheOldGod: eventually you will get your win back, don't worry
TheOldGod: see you

#344 [+|-] (5)
ericthblue: tried a blog once. then realized i have nothing interesting to say and no one to say it to

#345 [+|-] (1)
mschlat [8k]: ah
Uberdude3 [2k]: (so pros agree with you)
elciego [-]: good pros agree with shy
GottaGo [7k]: The pros must be improving

#346 [+|-] (4)
Lynx: In the middle of a game, casually lift up a sheet of paper with "YOU ARE LOSING" on it in bright pink...
Lynx: then pretend as if nothing is happening, and put it down a few minutes later.
Muttley: no, I think you should say I am going to the your bar group would will you die like a drink too?"

#347 [+|-] (3)
tzpo: i once knew this go master who tought me.. he didn't study much at all.. but he was all drunk all the time, and was so unpredictable he could beat the whole club.. but he sucked when he was sober

#348 [+|-] (3)
Rakurai [4k]:When you find yourself dead somewhere remember this: "It's better to give your enemy a cheeseburger than it is to keep adding to his menu. Because then he will end up with a cheeseburger, french fries and maybe even a milkshake."