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#349 [+|-] (7)
Reimu: Modern cars are complete crap. They have completely killed suspense movies.
Reimu: Thanks to unlocking doors via a button, no longer can we have a scene where someone scrambles to get the keys in the door before the killer gets them.
Egad: cars today are just plastic
Egad: 50 years ago your car could get hit by a train and it would barely scratch the paint
Egad: now if you got hit by a train the paint would be all thats left of your car
Reimu: That's not true, I saw a train hit a car.
Reimu: The door was still around. Kind of.
hikaru78: And nothing was left of the train.
Reimu: Well, 'a' door. Not 'the' door.
Reimu: The train miraculously survived.
Egad: thats why i only buy cars with a 5 star safety rating and ejecting seats
Reimu: That's also why I don't park my car on train tracks.

#350 [+|-] (4)
shy: wait, prison is like a bar or something right?
katt: ....its like jail...
Egad: well, there are bars there
Egad: and all the employees wear the same uniform
Egad: there are also a lot of horny people hitting on you
Egad: yeah, its pretty much a bar

#351 [+|-] (4)
miao: miao digitiert zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ubermiaomon
PogoGo: ubermiaomon, los, leeres dreieck!

#352 [+|-] (3)
veritaem: *peeks into room*
veritaem: >.>
veritaem: <.<
werewolf: *pokes*
veritaem: MY EYE!!!!
veritaem: ARGH x-o
werewolf: *pokes again*
veritaem: x_x

#353 [+|-] (0)
werewolf:second fave color silver

#354 [+|-] (4)
active: I always thought my first go teacher was just being mean until I understood what he meant by "go in the corner"

#355 [+|-] (2)
dsaun: The Rengo Room is empty // its walls are all quite bare // I keep asking some to join me // but no one seems to care // I ask and ask and ask again // in other rooms as well // I’ll ask until I don’t know when // until it snows in....

#356 [+|-] (0)
Fingathing: (after winning a game) oh, well, we can call it a draw
desuetude: haha
desuetude: as minue says, you can call self-atari an attack, but you do get captured

#357 [+|-] (1)
maladroit: Gee, that's great. Nobody's ever been scared of me before. :)

#358 [+|-] (-1)
Ian2 [?]: just to make it clear, draw a line from D6 to N14. That's all mine now.
Ubiquity [?]: oh, right
Ubiquity [?]: i'll stay out of your area then

#359 [+|-] (-1)
SoulDevil: sake is something between wine and vodka, imo
jcary: its rice with magic in it
miles: well, it's between wine and vodka in *strength*
jcary: so like 5 kyu
miles: 5k--right! put the go rank on the menu in bars. You could rate drugs that way too, actually
SoulDevil: then what's 9d?
miles: 151-proof mexican rum
jcary: 9 pro = lab alcohol
mpowers: there was a time when ether fumes were used to make you drunk
miles: well, not exactly drunk--make you talk gibberish
mpowers: nowadays, used in chemistry and starting engines in cold weather :P
miles: how do you apply it to the engine?
jcary: with a funnel
miles: which goes where?
jcary: or a brush
jcary: lol
miles: are you making this up? :)
jcary: yes your honor
miles: hee, i'm gonna buddy you for that

#360 [+|-] (-2)
Meririm [?]: honinbo matches
Meririm [?]: can be found in magazines
Meririm [?]: not captain's games ^^
[Editor's note: While the haiku was quoted as written, it should be noted that changing the third line to "Not TheCaptain's games" would fit the 5-7-5 meter perfectly.]

#361 [+|-] (-1)
Yubikiri [3d]: D17 is an asking move i have never used once.
Ability [1k]: good for you
Yubikiri [3d]: thanks. can i get my cookie now?
McNublet: [31k]: pop
Yubikiri [3d]: i like to pop bubbles. it's what got me to 3d.
sente [3d]: texturized vegetable protein is what got ME to 3d
Javaness [1d]: climbing trees got me to shodan
Yubikiri [3d]: the secrets to getting strong, all kyu players take heed!

#362 [+|-] (3)
One name has been changed to protect the innocent.

FB: won't be able to make it for few weeks
FB: after this Friday
FB: wedding and all that jazz
FB: (my wedding.)
meditation: oh!!!
meditation: congrats!
FB: thanks
FB: even if I'm away from go...

#363 [+|-] (1)
Zug 61
IgoSei [11k]: depend on skill
Zug 62
gloooomph [1d]: there is no skill
gloooomph [1d]: it's entirely luck
Zug 63
Dovery [1d]: luck is a part of skill
Zug 64
IgoSei [11k]: not agree
Zug 65
Dovery [1d]: aww
IgoSei [11k]: u don't have skill
IgoSei [11k]: u can't win even u have good luck
atarihuana [2d]: 11k logic beats the kibitz

#364 [+|-] (-1)
geology9 [-]: Maple, let us try 2 handis
Maple [6d]: haha
geology9 [-]: geo do not like to play low level
Maple [6d]: last one 2 handi you lost 125.5
geology9 [-]: that is another story
Maple [6d]: oh, yeah?
Maple [6d]: then what is THE story?
geology9 [-]: resign or call geo teacher, then geo may give you another lesson
(five minutes pass)
geology9 [-]: always remember that geo is the killer
Maple [7d]: ok

#365 [+|-] (0)
kadoban [1k]: wonder if it's possible for me to win without actually having any points... something tells me that's bad

#366 [+|-] (3)
OrangeKyo [26k]: you know... the winner of a ko battle only gets like 1 more pt than the loser right?

#367 [+|-] (2)
Egad: yo
veritaem: hi
Egad: *veritaem impression* hi
veritaem: i dont sound like that D:

#368 [+|-] (2)
veritaem: wakaaka, do you not like bleach or something?
wakaaka: i actually like bleach
wakaaka: good consistant art, backround info on all the characters
wakaaka: good idea for the storyline
mafutrct: the orange haired girl is boring ._.
mafutrct: like seriously
mafutrct: did she ever do anything?
mafutrct: except in fillers?
veritaem: who? :o
mafutrct: innoue
veritaem: she does healing
wakaaka: but she would have some serious power if she would practice enough to use her sprites without saying their names
werewolf: yeah and how often doe she do that?
werewolf: she doesn't do almost ANYTHING but whine and get kidnapped -_-;
mafutrct: right
veritaem: i wish kenpachi found his swords name though :D
veritaem: that would have rocked
wakaaka: i think his sword would be like 'pretty butterfly girl' xD
wakaaka: the power is 'SPAAAARKLEEES'

#369 [+|-] (7)
furglesies: havent you ever seen anime? o3o
Egad: i only watch the ones with boobs
Egad: and i usually just read the manga so i dont wear out my pause button
furglesies: in anime, when characters supercharge thier clothes start ripping from thier bodies :D
Egad: yeah, the japanese are great
Egad: if it wasn't for the whole tentacle thing then they might be the best race in the world
shy: in fact im more scared by their obsession with school girls
furglesies: i like the uniforms tho :o
Egad: well, when they combine school girls and tentacles the real magic happens
furglesies: at our school girls arent allowed to wear skirts that short o3o
Egad: at our schools we also dont have tentacle rape
MCR: wtf?
MCR: tentcals?
Egad: tentacle rape is not what you think
MCR: oh?
Egad: it just means tentacles rape you

#370 [+|-] (7)
shodansoon: i'm korean now
Cookies: o_O
shodansoon: i just got stronger
Cookies: being stronger makes you korean?
shodansoon: no, being korean makes you stronger

#371 [+|-] (4)
Egad: the real question is, why am i not an admin yet?
werewolf: it would be really intresting to have you as an admin XD
Egad: i've sent a list of people i would boot to the admin inbox dozens of times and they still wont give me power
shy: it would doom kgs
werewolf: lol
werewolf: nah it would be more fun
Egad: instead of yelling at people for calling out escapers in the egr, i would just tell them in bold across the whole server to stop escaping
Egad: i'm a problem solver
shy: lol
shy: as i said
shy: doom!
Egad: you would think differently when i make the next person to escape on you cry themselves to sleep
shy: how'd you do that
Egad: i trained for a while with the russian special forces, i have my ways
werewolf: o.o
werewolf: can you teach me that stuff?!
Egad: did i say special forces?? i meant russian school of cullinary arts
werewolf: .........
shy: rofl
Egad: i can teach you how to poach an egg in the microwave
Egad: trust me, it comes in handy
Egad: its like the eggs on an egg mcmuffin from mcdonalds
Egad: although when i poach them in the microwave they usually explode a little
werewolf: a little?
werewolf: it either explodes or it doesn't which one is it?!
Egad: i can usually scrape enough off the microwave to make a good muffin

#372 [+|-] (2)
werewolf: porn has a story to it?
werewolf: since when?
Egad: sometimes a girl is feeling stressed at her job so her friend gives her a nice massage
Egad: at least thats what i've heard
mafutrct: sometimes you're in a room and there's straw
Egad: oh, is this the story of baby jesus?
werewolf: lol
mafutrct: i think its related egad
mafutrct: not sure if josef was wearing a mask though