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#499 [+|-] (3)
billywoods [5k]: anyway. eurogotv. as i said. the website is insecure. it should never see my password, much less email it back to me. if you'd like to pass that on to your IT staff, i'd be grateful.
EuroGoTV1 [-]: lol i am my IT staff
sum [4d]: short communication then

#500 [+|-] (0)
firework 9d twoeye 7d 2012-06-16
kostuek [-]: how do you count ?
Ootakamoku [-]: kostuek, you guess, and then slap yourself real hard if its wrong by more than 10, eventually your instincts will improve and you will learn to estimate the board accurately
kostuek [-]: i think so
kostuek [-]: i cant slap too hard at all, like myself too much

#501 [+|-] (1)
TonyTiger: my make-up may be flaking but my smile still stays on
XNtrick: Too many face-lifts, tigger?
Isildur: Or maybe TonyTiger scraped it off... with a GR-R-R-R-ATE!
ennui: ouch
alfalfa: had to re-connect... hope i didn't miss anything
Isildur: ouch at the horribleness of the pun or ouch at the mental image?
ennui: A.
Isildur: hehe
alfalfa: on the other hand perhaps i was mercifully spared

#502 [+|-] (-1)
dsaun: actually , what the stones sing is "connecton, i just can't make no connection..."

#503 [+|-] (1)
XY0908: You are older than I thought, marc.
marc: xy im 33
XY0908: Right. Exactly. I thought you were like 12.

#504 [+|-] (4)
Zanza: im reading a book right now,where i constantly picture the main girl to look like you
chid0ri: I seriously hope it's not fifty shades of grey

#505 [+|-] (1)
cucaiduong [2k?]: B win
Morwen [3k?]: Great predictation.. AFTER the game ended >_>
ennuistic [2d]: predictation is not a word.

#506 [+|-] (1)
(After someone in the english room said that they are growing bored of go)

amc: do what married couples do. fool around with chess for a few years and then come back to go and tell it you love only it!
guest: fool around with chess? but i'm straight!

#507 [+|-] (2)
gfdhff: "Shuko The Only Move" is a good book ??
brownBaron: sounds like a rather short book
brownBaron: "the only move"

#508 [+|-] (1)
kyolover: well how am i supposed to know what i did if you wont tell me?
ChrisW: Welcome to how every man feels all the time
kyolover: good point

#509 [+|-] (0)
blitzo: wikipedia devotes a whole page to the word "idiot" = must be an important term

#510 [+|-] (-2)
Phalloides: ... new goban: large heated skillet with eggs instead of stones.
Ordiac: lol a client for igs was called panda egg ?
planar: just slam down the eggs to impress the opponent
Noonex: but the eggs will probably break
Ordiac: lol that would make a mess
Phalloides: Oh they must break. That's how its played.
Noonex: are there black and white eggs ?
Phalloides: If an egg fails to break, then its not a legit move.
Phalloides: Sunny side up vs easy over.
MooMonster: a ko fight would get messy
Phalloides: ko fights often result in a cleaning bill.

#511 [+|-] (2)
zombizar [2d?]: why inerie is black?
paar [3k]: genetics

#512 [+|-] (2)
keith: Yoda says, "Do....or do not do. There is no undo."

#513 [+|-] (5)
taiji: Give a man a chat server, and he chats for a day. Teach a man to play go on KGS and he chats for a lifetime.

#514 [+|-] (1)
FrenchDude: what happened to the graphs last night?
yoyoma: Happened exactly 6 months from April Fools. Coincidence? I think not!

#515 [+|-] (34)
Apus: Ну так а что? Ну просчитает машина го.
Apus: Там посмотрим.
swooboo: Да, но тогда надо будет менять коми/добавлять правила
Apus: Я думаю, после того, как машитна это сделает, она встанет, потянется и скажет: слушай, чувак, может, хватит меня эксплуатировать?
swooboo: хехе
Apus: Я разумное существо, давай-ка обговорим мои права :)

#516 [+|-] (1)
softattack: virtually every single game is unfinished
softattack: there's more cursive in your gamelist than in the constitution

#517 [+|-] (3)
Javaness: isn't making life in sente rude?

#518 [+|-] (9)
Egad: i painted my own house and i got paint everywhere
ikrog: I'm afraid of heights
ikrog: so..
Egad: heights are more afraid of you than you are of them
ikrog: Oh
Egad: heights only kill people who threaten them with sudden movements, like falling

#519 [+|-] (1)
beeblebrox: i have three arms
JustinCase: omg! you'll need two heads to coordinate them
beeblebrox: indeed, i also have two heads
JustinCase: nice, you can watch yourself while you are looking into a mirror

#520 [+|-] (2)
ma5k [1k]: I've always wondered how glue was catching all the bad guys anywhere they are
bert [2d]: catching little creatures on glue is plainly abominable

#521 [+|-] (4)
Goatliness: Take care of the sounds, and the sense will take care of itself.
XY0908: That's what my father used to say when he farted...

#522 [+|-] (2)
chouclaque: one ''cul-de-sac''
maladroit: "cul" is a bad word in French. Putting it in a bag makes it no better.

#523 [+|-] (2)
Goatliness: You know, if the choice was between being an admin here and volunteering to clean out the rhinoceros enclosure at London Zoo when one of the rhinos has eaten something bad, pass me a shovel.