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#574 [+|-] (1)
robopup: how do u become an admin?
AntiHikaru: You become an admin the same way you become a Texas ranger.
BigDoug: write to admin@gokgs.com and explain why you'd like to be one -- tell us your age, where you live, how long you've played on KGS
GoSanta: do you have experience on online communities or forum administration? have you a degree on social science? do you speak more than 3 languages? :-)
craig: most of all... to become an admin, you can't want it too much
AntiHikaru: do you have a black belt in at least 3 martial arts?
BigDoug: most of the admins are former professional go players, but it's not required -- we do make exceptions
elefunt: BigDoug - stop kidding. We know you're still a pro
craig: an admin tell a joke! is that allowed?
Battousai: nope, and he's promptly going to be stripped of his adminship for having a sense of humor
ouigkmy: that must be a drag... to end your professional go career by babysitting teenagers on KGS....

#575 [+|-] (0)
porkdog [6k]: nice bomber
terrorist [4k]: damn too slow
Hybelos [3k]: The moves they are making are too slow or your kibitzing typing skills are too slow?
terrorist [4k]: Missed the 100 chat points you get for being the first to mention a b2
porkdog [6k]: :)
porkdog [6k]: sorry, my bad, you get the next one
terrorist [4k]: thanks :)
Hybelos [3k]: 6 kyu pwned a 4 kyu. There is a misbalance. You two must now fight to the death for dominance.
porkdog [6k]: nah, he lagged for sure
terrorist [4k]: yes... I was lagging

#576 [+|-] (2)
Meepy: ♫ Oh la la la, de de da.. la la de de da daaaaa
Well it's six o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me, setting up his goban
He says, "Son can you show me a move?  I'm not really sure how it goes. But it's bad and it's l337 and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes."
Show us a move, you're the seven dan.  Show us a move tonight.
Well we're all in the mood for a tesuji and you've got us feeling alright.
ImNoSensei: Billy Joel - Piano Man
Meepy: ô Oh la la la de deee da, la la de dee a aaaa
Now Luc at the board is a friend of mine, he gives me the corners for free
And he's quick with a mistake and the snapbacks he takes, but there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "John, I believe you are killing me.  As the smile falls away from his face.
Well I'm sure that this group would live, if I could just figure out how to win this race."
Show us a move, you're the seven dan.  Show us a move tonight.
We're all in the mood for a Tesuji and you've got us feelin alright.

#577 [+|-] (2)
cjalden: it would be nice if you registered, Hikaru9999 - so I wouldn't have to re-enter censor every time you're on

#578 [+|-] (1)
sente: Yeah well, I charge you with being prima facie an uninspired fop... a sycophantic recreant!
BliSof: You speak lallations!
Odinn: please respect the TOS
sente: You thrive on perorations!
BliSof: If I had a lathi, I'd use it on you, you ibex!
EvilCat: If you won't respect the TOS at least respect the EULA
sente: Try to think up an insult that isn't pleonastic!
rockhard: this room is so noisy
BliSof: Has anyone told you that you are latidentate, sente?
sente: You're an inveterate pullulator
hhj76: black n3 group still not alive
Fugi: man this is a strange game...
sente: You're monodental and unilogical, and thoroughly unoriginal!
BliSof: You are a jemander, I would recommend you to the jerquer if I worked in customs.
kyuplayer1: not much to kill there
sente: Yeah, well, you're jejune and totally ungermane
Rookwood: ah, I think sente has sente at this point
BliSof: Wait a sec...
BliSof: did you just call me jejune?
sente: I did
BliSof: I don't even know what that means!

#579 [+|-] (1)
beerslayer: dans 4d and up who lose on time should be penalised one beer
beerslayer: two beers if they were winning
Isildur: According to you every reward and penalty should involve beer. =D
beerslayer: yes beer is very flexible that way
MokiMoki: .....I dislike beer......
beerslayer: dont worry when you go to heaven someday youll like beer and then all
            will be right in heaven
MokiMoki: Naw... I really dont like beer, give me a good rum or vodka.... just no
          beer
DrStraw: I think that is enough conversation about beer
MokiMoki: And now onto the new Conversation Topic: "Cookies.....Chocolate Chip or
          Oatmeal Rasien, the Fight continues!"
yithril: Oatmeal Raisin Cookies are from the devil
yithril: they make you all excited over the sugary oatmeal goodness
yithril: and then before you know it
yithril: a mouth fully of nasty raisins
beerslayer: lol
Isildur: I like the raisins. Just not the singing kind.
Isildur: *shudder*
MokiMoki: If you eat a Singing raisin... does it Scream?
yithril: yes, yes it does
yithril: its a sweet sweet sound
Isildur: Moki: Since they're all wrinkled, I'm guessing it Depends.
beerslayer: prunes are wrinkled too but they go pretty fast
Isildur: >_< What have I started.
beerslayer: a movement
Isildur: argggh
Isildur: That was inspired, in a sick way
Isildur: *bows*
beerslayer: lost connection
Isildur: What was the last thing you read?
beerslayer: you bowed gracefully
Isildur: aoh ok, you haven't missed anything
PersonCube: Oh, then:  "Isildur:  I really hate that beerslayer guy!"
beerslayer: lol
Isildur: SHHHH!
Isildur: <_<
Isildur: >_>

#580 [+|-] (0)
RoyMustang: one person down hunreds more to go tell my goal is complete
ImNoSensei: that's just mean
Inachan: it is?
phantom: It fits the song though.
RoyMustang: to be quoted by everyone onkgs though :P
Inachan: i think it's always fun to eat the stones O.o
RoyMustang: XD
ImNoSensei: I'm not a big fan of self atari >.>
RoyMustang: i have more songs ive reworked for go i just gota remember em
phantom: You should submit some to the AGA Songbook.
RoyMustang: XDD
phantom: They seem to accept new entries every time a congress roles around.
RoyMustang: ô this is the ko that never ends it goes on and on my friend♫
ImNoSensei: and the ultimate byo yomi soundtrack
ImNoSensei: it's the final countdooooown ô♫

#581 [+|-] (4)
kowalski vs cheater 8d / 7 d
FikriSabit -4k: I dont undertand higher dan players - its hard for me
pete038861 -8k: its easy in fact
pete03..: they just try to make the difference as small as possible
pete03...: its about peace and love
Deft -5k: peace and love... and fighting like dogs and penguins

#582 [+|-] (2)
shy: link!
shy: *hugs*
link4: xD
link4: hii
shy: i missed you
HorneyGuy5: o.o
Egad: how did you miss with a hug?

#583 [+|-] (-1)
bloodybird: Mu has issues...
Mu: You have problems.
Mu: We're even.
EraOfGames: of nintendo powe!
EraOfGames: *power
EraOfGames: dangit
sparrowX: u both are mentally incapacitated
bloodybird: whoa
Mu: Actually, no.
bloodybird: what does incapacitated mean?
Mu: Lol.
EraOfGames: pwned
bloodybird: No, I was that a while back now
Mu: Hmm?
bloodybird: I'm bleeding...
bloodybird: My nose is bright red
Mu: You should paint your cat blue.
Mu: Do so immediately.
Mu: What is your favorite song, bloodybird?
Mu: ERAAAAAAAAAA
Mu: OFFFFFFFFF
Mu: GAMEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mu: WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?
Moregyn: he hates you so he left.
Mu: what an a hole
EraOfGames: THE TUBE OF YOU
EraOfGames: basically youtube i mean
Mu: OH NO
Mu: GET THE HELL UP OUTTA MA TUBE
EraOfGames: too bad
Moregyn: OH YES
EraOfGames: all your tubes are belong to me
Mu: OH NO
Moregyn: gosh mu...making everyone quite talking...
Moregyn: *quit
Kittenchan: I did it Woot Woot!
Mu: woot toot your fruit?
Mu: I wonder.
Mu: If you could make some sort of instrument out of fruit.

#584 [+|-] (0)
This is the public KGS user profile of the (admin) Muttley:

Troubled by jellyfish?

Read on.

Trolled, by Muttley.
A new fragrance by Calvin Klein- parce que le nez humide d'un chien peut vous faire sourire.

Picture done by domie, look up her profile and check her website and graphics :)  Ace, huh?

I'm an admin, so if I can help I will.

I like to share what little I know about this game. Here's my appraisal of past students of mine.

Takamiya Masaki:  Always grabs territory.  Doesn't understand thickness.  Hopeless.

Lee Changho:  Can't sit still, never serious, plays the fool.  Hopeless.

Lee Sedol:  Thinks he can kill everything.  Killed all my groups.  Stopped coming.  Don't know what happened to him.

I wrote to Chuck Norris via his website asking him for a quote to put in my KGS profile.  I didn't think he would give me one but- here it is!

"There is no way you are ever going to get a quote from me to put in your KGS profile" - Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only person who can make a san ren sei with two stones.
(Correction.   He tells me its one stone.   He uses the other to make a shimari.)

Psychotic disco party dog likes to pogo (7 letters.)  (Oh. The answer is not "Muttley" :D )

elementc [?]: muttley did you run out of characters in your prof

#585 [+|-] (1)
gosystem 7d vs sky15 7d
ChiralSym -?: white D17 is just dead, right ? (sorry for the noob question)
kmlck 1k: there is aji chira !
reprisal 2d: aji, yes, but it is still dead
lofuchi 3k: when you are are not sure about something, just say it is aji :P
lofuchi: it can't be wrong :)
kmlck: actually by saying it has aji, you are accepting it is dead
gotin 6k: where are the black points ?
quahong 4k: at D17 :-)
ChiralSym: "who needs points when you have aji ?"

#586 [+|-] (0)
Mef: (advice from one nerd to another)
hej: First I should learn how to say something more than just "hello" to her...
hej: ^^
Mef: That's the hardest part....I tend to just skip it
hej: huh?
hej: The problem is that I am shy
hej: but finally I am cured from my social phobia :)
Mef: I know, it's damn near impossible for me to just walk up and say hello to someone I don't know pretty well
hej: I don't even know her at all
hej: I have only talked to her once, today!
Mef: Exactly, that makes it harder
Mef: So instead I'll skip the hello, go straight to some other sort of comment, usually a bit of a joke
hej: but then she left me pretty quickly. I think she felt uncomfortable or something... She is very shy, even more than me I think...
Mef: I see, hard to say without knowing specifics
hej: but what should I say?
JMEdwards: hej, I'm going to tell you something that must remain secret, we'll just call it the shin tesuji
hej: I would like to ask her for her msn, there it would be easier to talk...
JMEdwards: first you need a really good friend to help you with this
hej: JME, ...ok
JMEdwards: here's what you tell the friend
JMEdwards: "if I haven't at least spoken 10 words to this girl by friday, I want you to kick me in the shins"
Warfreak2: heh
Warfreak2: sacrifice tactics
JMEdwards: well, sometimes you have to
hej: it's ok
Mef: hmm, I thought you were going to have the friend trip him when he was near her, and see if she helps him pick up his stuff.... instant conversation
JMEdwards: though sometimes the couple drinks joseki is sufficient

#587 [+|-] (3)
IamSai: I requested an Undo from a bot once, and I was surprised it gave it me

#588 [+|-] (3)
Nyanjilla (admin): Ok... that's enough trolling for you, thank you
First: please do not ban nyanjilla
roguehalo: why not ?
First: nyanjilla is my grandmother

#589 [+|-] (3)
IamSai: all admins should have been booted at least once
First: but should be at least 200 times per year
alobar: i wonder how many times i have been booted
tomicus: we can't count that high

#590 [+|-] (3)
bert: it's ok. i learnt 2 new words today
alobar: really, your dad hit his thumb with the hammer ?

#591 [+|-] (2)
alobar: my son is 6'4''
Falcon89: real unit or metric unit
tomicus: 0.001455 km

#592 [+|-] (1)
alobar: The mafia could not operate in south africa.They made the dutchmen offers they could not undestand

#593 [+|-] (4)
Welwang vs saitz 7d vs 6d
Aymoch (5k ) Anytime I start to feel like I understand things, all I have to do is watch a dan game to get rid of that feeling

#594 [+|-] (1)
moonrise: btw, n0body, if this guy is annoying you, you can always censor him for a little while
moonrise: you don't have to listen to "LIES LIES" forever hehe
Inachan: haha
n0body: haha
Inachan: sounds like a good song...
Inachan: "lies, lies forever"
Inachan: why do you lie to me!
moonrise: you promised you would never
Inachan: lie, lie to me
moonrise: but you were lyin'
Inachan: how, how could you lie to me
moonrise: and i was cryin'
Inachan: all i did was try to comfort you
moonrise: i know you didn't mean to...
Inachan: but still
moonrise: there's a hole now in my heart that i can't fill
n0body: aw
Inachan: Shut up till the end of the song
Inachan: with just one lie, you could rip me apart
moonrise: yes, you broke, broke my heart
Inachan: i'm still cryin', and my hearts still bleedin'
moonrise: and i know it's you i'm needin'
moonrise: but the lies come flying back into my mind
moonrise: i believed that you were kind
moonrise: but you lied
Inachan: and so i died
moonrise: i tried and tried
moonrise: to understand
Inachan: how you could lie, lie to me
moonrise: i thought if i could hold your hand
moonrise: i could explain the pain
inachan: and make the lies all go away
moonrise: but baby that will be the day
moonrise: i don't believe a word you say
Inachan: and i'll never let you lie to me again
moonrise: no matter how you cry, i know you'll always lie
moonrise: because that's you, that's you
moonrise: i don't like it but it's true
Inachan: so say goodbye, goodbye
Inachan: i turn my back on your lies and you
moonrise: i never want to hear another lie
moonrise: i think we're doing great
Inachan: yeah!
Inachan: can you catch it all?
moonrise: wait let me see--wow, it hasn't scrolled off yet
Inachan: i got it!