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#599 [+|-] (1)
fbp [7d]: yes
fbp [7d]: the corner is not clean
Pingu007 [3d]: looks like
einstein [7d]: hmmm, I think you are overestimating the corner aji
fbp [7d]: and you are overestimating the r7 aji lol
Move 99
Muttley [2k]: right, the corner's now officially dead
Muttley [2k]: Carpenter's.
einstein [7d]: There is also the connection between q10 and r13 to consider.... so
Move 100
reprisal [2d]: carpenter's +leg is officially dead? i cant follow these ruleset changes :(
Carpenter [-]: eh, I am not dead

#600 [+|-] (7)
Grande vs. Werfeus
muttley: Win for Finland, Werfeus
Jermelle: go grande ! Because you name is like grenade :D
muttley: Win for Finland too, Grande
Jhyn: who is grande in real life ? where is he from ?
okm: he is batman from the moon
TyTaLuS: grande means big in spanish he might be from china tho :D

#601 [+|-] (3)
hdh: I'm thankful i have a teacher like Sebastian Thrun to guide me through learning these new and challengingl materials
Meepy: i'm thankful that nostrils point down, so that they don't get filled up with water when it rains

#602 [+|-] (2)
PhillyB: Can anyone tell me how do I get rid of the ? mark ?
Kretzsche: lose some games

#603 [+|-] (1)
Muttley: I don't understand how light can travel for billions of years and we can see it
Hench: well, it is my hunch that light noticeably curves after 1.5 miles

#604 [+|-] (2)
Annika9dan: I made a bunch of barely conclusive experiments using live monkeys to determine the speed of light
Anni: Apparently, light is faster than monkeys. I cannot infer anything further from my research
Muttley: I used a tap measure and a stop watch
Muttley: it didn't work but the saving in bananas was enormous

#605 [+|-] (1)
mabblebrox: I watch the Smurfs for life lessons

#606 [+|-] (1)
dendrimer: who amongst you are physicists ?
bert: I think we are all psychics here

#607 [+|-] (1)
Meepy: i just wanted to mention that last night I solved go
Meepy: it came to me in a dream
Sheriffi: you may say I'm a dreamer
ZeGazoDuke: but you're not the only one
Sam Spade: I hope some day you'll join us
ZeGazoDuke: won't mr. Meepy share his night solvation ?
baian: I got a feeling he didnt remember it in the am

#608 [+|-] (3)
mabblebrox: it it possible to become famous and not turn into a jerk ?
Javaness: yes
Sheriffi: stupid question
mabblebrox: I should be famous, I'm already a jerk
ZeGazoDuke: now you are...

#609 [+|-] (3)
alobar: technology is fantastic. in the old days if I wanted to insult people I had to leave the privacy of my home

#610 [+|-] (3)
tomicus: my boss just walked in, I have headphones on, I'm chatting on a go server, and I'm shopping for wine, I love my job

#611 [+|-] (0)
joker8: tommy !!!!
tomicus: what ???
joker8: tomicus, sorry, i'm ok, all is good !!!

#612 [+|-] (3)
eatramen: Both 'sdk' and 'ddk' words are gote, and thus high dans don't reply when we talk to them

#613 [+|-] (5)
First: chen yaoye came to KGS once
amigo: and he left
First : still the best player KGS has ever seen by far
bert: nope, bd has banned him

#614 [+|-] (0)
bert: my rank is depicted by an exclamation mark so big it had to bend to fit into the given space

#615 [+|-] (3)
jtatehan: I think more people with ~ join when i write '' no~'' in the description than when i don't
HotCider: why do people not like playing against those with ~ ?
Sheriffi: they are evil
Slarty: because if we all ~ society will collapse
Warfreak: so would it if we were all plumbers or artist

#616 [+|-] (5)
HonFu: I have a question for the dan playes. If you want a rated game, what time settings seem to be attractive for the opponents ? When do you get the most calls ?
okiol: 1.5 h usually does the trick

#617 [+|-] (3)
Porvora: i can't concentrate without the sound because i have to pay extra attention to the board
quew: lol
Porvora: funny ?
quew: yes
PunGent: it's essential, wherever move than two people gather together, to remember that we're all different...
quew: a go player complaining that he has to pay attention to the game is just  odd

#618 [+|-] (3)
moonman: who hates bigDoug ?
moonman: he banned me like 20 times in the past
arndt: why ?
moonman: i once said "confucius encouraged playing go" - and he says stop talking about religious figure
moonman: and i said i was talking about go - and he banned me for 1 day
moonman: he is worse than my mother in law - maybe he is from North Korea - prison camp
tomicus: I'm pretty sure he's British

#619 [+|-] (4)
when asking for a game, 'no handi', 'blitz' or 'no guest, no ?' is the usual text. Here is a funny on:
jijong (2k): 9p or higher

#620 [+|-] (-1)
Warfreak2: what is it about quantum physics that makes
                 everyone think they are an expert despite never studying it

MXHero: warfreak, that's becasue it's only inaccessible once
                 you know anything about it

#621 [+|-] (1)
Talking about South Africa's nudist beaches.
arndt: do people from different groups mix on the beaches, or do they keep to their own ?
woochie59: keep what ? the... ?
alobar: andt I think this a very provocative question

#622 [+|-] (2)
moonman: hello nk lovers and people
peaceiswar: nk ?
woochie59: north koreans - or perhaps nobi keima
arndt: nordiska kompaniet
leachy: nkickers in a nkot

#623 [+|-] (7)
moonpig: the girl next to me in the university interview got asked awkward questions about the schrödinger equation, and all i got asked about was harry potter ^_^